Little girl tells daddy that mom is upstairs in the bedroom with ‘Uncle Paul’ – his reply is priceless

Little Girl’s Hilarious Conversation with Dad Takes a Shocking Turn

We all need a good laugh now and then. Laughter releases hormones that improve both mental and physical health, so it’s important to find reasons to chuckle every day.

In a recent joke, a little girl has a surprising conversation with her father. “Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” the father asks. She replies, “No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” Confused, the father instructs her to tell Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.

A few minutes later, the girl returns with shocking news: “Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser, and now she isn’t moving at all!”

When asked about “Uncle Paul,” she explains, “He jumped out of the back window into the swimming pool… but I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it.”

After a long pause, Daddy asks, “Swimming pool? …Is this 486-5731?”

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