Little Johnny farts in the classroom, causing his teacher to get really upset and throw him out. Sitting outside the class, he can’t stop laughing. The principal walks by and asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”
“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out,” Johnny replies.
The principal asks again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air,” Johnny says with a grin.
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to…
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to…
Little Johnny’s math grade was so bad that his teacher called home. That afternoon, when Johnny got home, his father stood at the door, clearly upset. “Why…
An elderly couple was sitting at a cafe when they noticed an old man struggling to cross the street. The man said to his wife, “He surely…
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