Four married friends went on a fishing trip. After an hour, their conversation turned to the compromises they made to be there.
The first guy shared, “I had to promise my wife I’d paint every room in the house next weekend.”
The second guy responded, “That’s nothing. I had to promise my wife I’d build her a new deck for the pool.”
The third guy exclaimed, “You both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I’d remodel the kitchen for her.”
Noticing the fourth guy’s silence, they asked, “You haven’t mentioned what you had to do to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”
He replied, “I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut it off, nudged my wife, and said, ‘Fishing or sex?’ She said, ‘Wear sunscreen.’”
