A boss says to his secretary..

A boss tells his secretary, “We are traveling abroad for the week, so make arrangements.”

The secretary calls her husband, “My boss and I will be traveling abroad.” The husband then calls his secret lover, “My wife is traveling for the weekend, so come over.” The secret lover informs a student, “I won’t be home this week, so no lesson.”

The student calls his grandpa, “Grandpa, my lesson teacher isn’t around, so I’ll spend the weekend with you.” The grandpa calls his secretary, “My grandson is coming over, so we are not traveling.”

The secretary informs her husband, “Our trip is canceled; my boss’s grandson is visiting him.” The husband tells his lover, “We can’t spend the week together; my wife’s trip is off.” The lover informs the student, “Classes are back on this week.”

The student tells his grandpa, “I can’t spend the weekend with you; I have lessons.” The grandpa informs his secretary, “Plans changed again! We are traveling, so make arrangements.”

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