An Old Woman Was Walking Her Dog.
An Old Woman Was Walking Her Dog One evening, an old woman was walking her dog when a young man snatched her purse and ran off. A…
My daughter just…
My daughter just walked into the living room and said “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window,…
Laura’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman
Laura’s Instructions Laura’s dishwasher broke, so she called a repairman. Since she had work the next day, she left instructions: “I’ll leave the key under the mat….
An Old Man Decides To Prove His Wife Isn’t Having Trouble Hearing.
An Old Man Proves His Wife Can Hear An old man suspects his wife is having trouble hearing. He suggests she get a hearing test, but she…
TJ Maxx, Marshalls, and HomeGoods implement new system to thwart theft
TJX Companies Introduce Body Cameras to Boost Safety Next time you shop at TJ Maxx, Marshalls, or HomeGoods, you might see employees wearing body cameras. TJX Companies,…
A Wife With 7th Sense..
A Wife With 7th Sense A man calls his wife and says, “Honey, I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week….
A lawyer and a senior citizen are on a plane
A Lawyer and a Senior Citizen on a Plane On a long flight, a lawyer sits next to an elderly man. Thinking he can easily outsmart him,…
A cop pulls over an old lady for speeding.
An old lady is speeding down a highway…… A cop pulls over an old lady for speeding… …”Afternoon ma’am. May I see your license and registration?” The…
Johnny Brought Home His History Test Result.
Johnny Brought Home His History Test Result Little Johnny came home with a history test score of 90, making his father very happy. However, his mother, Karen,…
A wife packing bags for 10 years
A Wife Packing Bags for 10 Years A man returns home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” he asks…