Donald Trump’s Military Parade Mocked As

To mark his 79th birthday on June 14, Donald Trump organized a grand military parade in Washington D.C., celebrating 250 years of the U.S. Army. The event included tanks, aircraft, parachuters, and over 6,000 troops—the largest gathering since 1991. Trump gave an eight-minute speech emphasizing American pride and strength, while the White House claimed more than 250,000 attendees showed up despite rain. However, critics online noted poor coordination among soldiers, some of whom didn’t show up at all, calling the marching sloppy and suggesting it may have been a silent protest against Trump.

Social media users mocked the turnout, calling it exaggerated and comparing the parade to a theme park recruitment booth. Reports estimated the event cost up to \$45 million, which many labeled a waste of taxpayer money. Viewers also commented on Trump appearing to fall asleep during the parade. A lip reader suggested a humorous exchange occurred between Trump and Melania about the soldiers. Critics argued the parade was more about Trump than the military, expressing sympathy for the troops and frustration at the spectacle. Major outlets like AP and The New York Times reported lower turnout figures than claimed.